if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows
so disney’s version of boomerang?
Curiano Quotes Life
To a wonderful friend of mine, you have a beautiful soul, and he is so damn stupid for telling you goodbye. I know you were in love with him, and I know it’s hard right now, but trust me, it will be ok. If he was able to say goodbye that easily, he wasn’t worth it. A wonderful man will come one day, when you least expect it, and make all of this hurt and heartbreak worth it. You’ve got me. It will be ok. You’re just one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.
- “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
- Slurp the invisible soup.
- Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
- Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
- Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
- Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
- Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
- If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
- Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
- Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.
no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers
once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.
Dont do what i did and actually eat the playdough, it tastes like shit