Marius having a son who gets really into fashion when he’s like five and tries on Cosette’s fancy coat and prances around the house, and Marius, without thinking, says “Oh my god, my friend Courfeyrac would love this, I can’t wait to tell-
*PUNCHES A WALL* MY FRIENDS ARE SUPER ATTRACTIVE
*THROWS A CHAIR OUT THE WINDOW* MY FRIENDS ARE SUPER ADORABLE
*CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN AND SWAN DIVES OFF OF IT* MY FRIENDS ARE GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE THEM A LOTTT
I’m not a “late bloomer.”
It’s just that no one wants to date me.